Monday, October 25, 2010

long time no see

hey there. i have been so crazy busy i really haven't made time for blogging. i also really need to catch up reading your blogs as well!!!! so give me a little time to do this, and i really hope to begin writing more...

i recently wrote a 145 page script for the online version of my defensive driving class... so that was by far more writing than i have ever in my life done... and boy, talk about a boring topic... i wasn't really given much leeway on making it funny because of specified time constraints and such... though there are some comedic moments and at least a lot of energy.... took a few days in front of a green screen reading off of a teleprompter to get everything shot and wrapped.... so i'm thinking in the next couple of months after they do the editing and get all the website kinks worked out it will be up and running online for Texas. sooo lets cross our fingers that its decent because i'm thinking a lot of people are going to be watching me go on and on and on about driving procedures.... eeeep...

i currently have hopes to start working more on my comedy writing. i'm itching to return to Second City in Chicago and finish the full 2 year conservatory because i just miss comedy soooo much. Part of my restlessness is because i have been too busy with my jobs to do hardly any auditioning while in Austin this go round... this needs to change, and change soon. I'm such a "stage whore" as they say. i really miss the theatre and without doing some film i feel like i'm starting to feel the effects that are much like cabin fever!!!

anyways, thanks for stopping by and have a rockin day!

CHEERS!
m

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

a picture is worth a thousand words right?

"Sea of Love" could very well be my favorite love song ever, and my fave cover of it is for sure this one by Cat Power...


i know it sounds insanely odd, but i was doing my weekly flickr random photo search by going here when i came across the pic below...

as strange as it may seem i thought this pic pretty much sums up the life i want one day...

Cheers,
m.

Monday, July 12, 2010

connect. the. dots.

i'm trying out this new blog project that i saw on kim's blog and i'm planning to play along. basically a girl named Maegan at this blog hosts The Sunday Creative. She gives a one word topic to use as a creative prompt to do with whatever you like. this is great way to get your creative juices going!! definitely similar to things i have done in college or at second city to get ideas out there. (try it out!)

this week's topic: connect

have you ever noticed how a small thing such as the smell or sound of something can connect you back to a vivid moment in your life?

the biggest connection like this for me is music. no matter what i do, certain songs or bands connect my brain to either a person or time in my life. sometimes the associations are really random though. listening to u2 always reminds me of driving to work at 6am to Brookshire Brothers working in the Deli (yes probably my least fave job) because that summer i listened to a ton of u2.

but an even more odd connection....

during the summer sometimes i will get a whiff of gasoline but not the car kind, the kind of gas smell from a boat.. you know the smell? kinda mixed gas/oil? well not only do i like this smell along with regular gasoline (which i know is weird) but when i smell this i am always brought back to all the summers growing up we spent at Livingston Lake... so i googled some pics of Livingston Lake and was excited to find some of the memorable sights.

we sometimes would sit on the sidewalk in folding chairs fishing. mom and dad loved fishing really early with "stink bait" that literally smelled like $h!t. what was it made of?

i distinctly remember how excited i felt every summer the first time i saw these, but i also distinctly remember the feeling of leaving day. of packing up the travel trailer (yep we didn't really rough it from my memories, but when i was younger we stayed in tents) and the disappointment that summer was ending.

yep. CHOMP!

the broken bridge on the trails!

THE island!

the phone booth that i'm pretty sure Brandee & Ali used to call boys from :) i'm pretty sure i called Chad and Ashly Mc both from this phone and maybe even Ben later in high school.

i find it so fascinating that merely a whiff of something can bring me right back and connect me to these memories and so many more about the lake. playing dominoes, spades, speed, gin rummy, old maid, go fish... knee boarding... the bike trails!... learning to water ski... dad cooking eggs and bacon outside--i swear those were the best eggs and bacon i have ever had in my life... (oh snap that makes me hungry) the hot lifeguards at the pools... having to rinse off in the locker room showers before we could get in the water at the pool...??? why is that by the way??

sometimes the way i hear a makeup compact close makes me think of being lil and waking up to the sound of my mom putting on her makeup in the morning...

today i was thinking about how i had to pee at work and said in my head "i need to kill a mosquito" which shocked the heck out of me because thats a WAYYYY old inside joke between joe and i that i literally haven't thought about in a year or years. basically i was on the phone with him once and killed a mosquito and flushed it down the toilet but all he heard was the flush and didn't believe me that i hadn't just peed on the phone with him... random

summer always connects me back to thinking about Student Life Camp along with about a 100 songs from the summer of 2007.

drinking an appletini always reminds me of my first visit to PF Chang's ever when my friend Alissa turned 21 and i took a sip of her appletini and it burned my throat going down. of course now every time i eat at PF's i remember going there a lot when i visited Birmingham.

the smell an older air conditioner makes when it first turns on (i guess this is a freon smell i dont know) always makes me think of being at my Maw Maw's house and eating those strawberry candies wrapped in the paper that looks like a strawberry. Ali and i recently saw the sugar covered gummy orange slices and i remembered she used to always have those too!

my old apartment in austin always reminded me of the funky place bruce willis has to go back to in Pulp Fiction because his girlfriend forgot to grab his dad's watch when she was packing for their escape... haha.... so you get that i lived in a crappy apartment i guess eeep! i didn't really care honestly.

it is fascinating how much our past and present are connected whether we want it to be that way or not.

cheers!
m.

the GOOD stuff!

alright well i started to get a little lazy in my blogging already BUT a lot has happened since last i wrote. the only real significant and AWESOME thing is this....

LAILA is here!!

Brandee and Katie left for China in June (this is an amendment-i previously wrote May for some reason..???) and returned on July 3 WITH Laila!!! Several of us were at the airport bright and early at 5am to watch the first meeting of Jarrod & Krissy with Laila. i have to say that this was truly a once in a lifetime event. i wish i was a more eloquent writer just to depict how incredible it felt to see a family come together in person for the first time.

please feel free to read Brandee's blog http://www.journeytome.com/journal_view.cfm?journalid=2809 and she has pics posted :D

one of the cutest things Laila says is "whatcha doing?" and the way she says it, she sounds like a little cajun i swear!!!

:)
m.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

rain rain go away

it's a shame that i can be so wishy washy on my feelings about rain. sometimes i say that i LOVE the rain and its tranquil qualities when other times i mumble obscenities as i run like a girl from my car to where ever i have to go being drenched without an umbrella.

i'm never EVER prepared for the rain it seems. i think maybe if the weather forecast was a little more theatrical i might take it more seriously. if instead of saying "severe thunderstorms with high winds" weathermen would only say things like "severe thunderstorms with rip your face off wind speeds" i'd probably prepare myself more adequately. i have said before that maybe instead of naming hurricanes things like Katrina (though that sounds like a girl that could beat me up) we should go with a scarier approach like Charles Manson. ? I know the first hurricane of this season is named Alex.... really people?? I'm pretty sure if I saw a weather forecast that said something like "Hannibal Lecter is now only 40 miles off the coast of Florida traveling at rip your face off speeds".... I would take this more seriously....

that's my weather rant for now.

cheers!
m.

be careful what you wish for

So for today i wanted to tell you a crazy ironic thing that happened at work :) soooo read along!

i was really tired today, which is ironic because i should be asleep right now right? yeah that's generally how things work for me... anyways...

be careful what you wish for.

before going to work tonight to teach a comedy version of defensive driving at one of the Funny Bone locations i tweeted "i wish a stranger would pick a fight w/ me because anything less than that isn't going to wake me up enough to be funny and teach tonight!" (while downing an iced mocha at the borders near work).

i'm very glad i have a record of this thought because low and behold a stranger sure did pick a fight with me.

a man showed up 30 mins late to class carrying a brief case and dressed nice (business suit missing the jacket). i was already in the middle of the first section and am not allowed to let anyone in class later than 15 mins after we start. (if someone is even 5 mins late i'm supposed to keep them over or make them watch a video during one of the break times)... a law is a law... i'm not going to get caught breaking the rules and get fired for some douchebag.....

sooooo of course i told him that he couldn't stay. he immediately got rude telling me he left an hour and a half early and it wasn't his fault because of traffic and i'm just hearing "whine whine whine" someone should just call the wambulance right?! i apologized and explained that this is a T.E.A. rule i must follow yada yada yada he can come into another class to finish his last 3 hours yada yada yada. he got even more rude slamming his stuff down acting like he was going to stay anyways cussing and all.

i guess my nice switch turned off. i kept my cool, was professional, but made him look like an idiot... without being too obvious i just was a smartass back to him. repeating the information i already told him.

him "you gotta be @$%#& kidding"
me "well i am quite funny, but... nope!"
him "who the hell is T.E.A.? do you even know what that stands for?"
me "that would be Texas Education Agency."
him "well i want my money back" (keep in mind they paid $35 the night before during the first 3hr session so lil ol megan doesn't have their money)
me "you paid last night. i clearly don't have your money"
him "give me my money"
me "yeahhhh about that, i only carry debit" (the class laughs which makes him even more mad of course and makes me glad! i am definitely at this point giving him a "go to H.E. double hockey sticks" look. i swear i'm not exaggerating when i say that i lowered my head a lil and felt my lip give him a very slight one sided snarl hahaha crazy but SO true)
him "well when the *&^$%$^ can i come back and take the other half?" ("take the other half" part he says in a mocking my voice way)
me (i repeat everything i have said probably 4 times now which basically is that we have classes EVERY friggin DAY all day!)
him "well for those of us who have real jobs during the day we are not available every day!"
me "and that's exactly why we have weekend and night classes. as i have already said." (grin)
me "you need to leave."

he stormed out and said a few other rude things during the convo but thats really all i remember now. though it all worked to my advantage because the other people thought he was an idiot and enjoyed my humor with him :) it also didn't hurt that i had a little more material to add in and work with because of him to use as a "bring back" joke here and there throughout the night.

alrighty well off to sleep finally. keep in mind to always be prepared for the things you wish because you never know how fast your wish might just come true!!! is anyone else addicted to the song Airplanes! ughhh I LOVE IT! i definitely like the second version with the Eminem verse.

nighty night

Cheers!
m.

Monday, June 21, 2010

a new start...

testing 1... 2.... is this thing on?...

so for the last year or so i have had the blog "a million things to say" and boy did i NOT say a million things. so here is my crazy solution.... i have created this new blog that i'm going to try out writing on. for some odd reason i feel a daunting "must catch up" weight about my previous unsuccessful blog so i just never add to it. not writing on it has made me lazy on reading other people's blogs and that i do NOT like. i liked being in the loop more with my fellow bloggers.

so let us begin...

i'm back living in Austin after a hiatus in Chicago and Buna. life has CHANGED quite a bit in the last year for me to say the very least, as i'm sure it has for you as well. i just moved into an apartment with my college friends (Nathan & Elyce) who are engaged to be married this fall. i, myself, am no longer engaged to be married in the fall. *making the awkward turtle hand sign* i'm in the process of beginning 3 jobs. trying to get settled in my jobs and get on my feet then i'll be back tenaciously auditioning and making aggressive steps toward the acting career i want. though my confidence level in some areas of life has been well... (for lack of a more creative thought) kicked in the teeth, i'm still convinced, positive, and fearless that this is the path for me. i do however continually pray that God will show me where and what i'm called to do-therefore, for His purpose, i'm open to any options!

so basically in a nutshell, i'm starting fresh as best as i can. i'm SO eager to see what adventures God has in store for me at this new juncture of my life. i know there is a purpose for everything that the last year contained and am so thankful for all that i have learned about myself and others. heck i'm practically 25 now which means my frontal lobe will finally be fully developed! yay for that!

*raises an imaginary glass* To new beginnings!

Cheers!
m.